HASH SONGS


Ankara Hash Song

We're Ankara We're Ankara

We're capital town

We've stolen the chalice and We've bought it home

We'll drink when we're thirsty

We'll drink When we're dry

We'll drink till we die

Sing high, Sing low

Wherever we go

An Ankara Hasher

Will never say NO !

 


Hash Song


(
He,she’s,They)a/are Hashers through and through

(He,she’s,They)a/are Hashers,so are you

(He,she’s,They)a/are Hashers so they say,and(He,she,they)’ll never get to heaven in a long,long day

Drink it down,down,down,down,down,down,down

Drink it down,down,down,down,down,down,down

On your Head!!


 




Father Abraham


Father Abraham had seven sons

Seven sons had father Abraham

And he never laughed

And he never cried

All he did was go lile this

With a left

(Repeat Father Abraham chorus)

With a left,and a right,and a left leg

(Repeat Father Abraham chorus)

With a left,and a right,and aleft leg,and a right leg

(Repeat Father Abraham chorus)

With a left,and a rigt,and a left leg,and a rigt leg,and a head

(Repeat Father Abraham chorus)

With a left,and a right,and a left leg,and a right leg,and a head,and a ooooo

(lower body forward)

(Repeat Father Abraham chorus)last tin


 




Why Are We Waiting?
(To: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful)

(Good for slow drinkers at the
Down Down, hurrying up barmaids
or slow beermasters and mismanagement.)

Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting,
So fuck-ing long.
Why are we wait-ing,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
So fucking long!
(repeat as needed)

(Cleaner version for public singing.)
Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we waiting,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting
Oh why, why, why?
Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we wa-ai-ting?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
Oh, why, why, why?
(repeat as needed)


 




Jingle Balls
 

Chorus
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun, it is to run, round naked in this
way,
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun, it is to run, round naked Christmas
day.

Dashing round the block, not wearing any dacks,
One hand on your cock, to give your balls more
slack,
Bouncing up and down, as we run to and fro,
We'll jingle with our gen-i-tals wherever we may
go.

 



Swing Low (The Hash Hymn)
 

Chorus
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home.
I looked over Jordon,
And what did I see-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
A band of An-gels,
Cumin' after me-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

(Songmaster says, '2nd verse')
If you get there be-four I doo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Tell all my friends I'm cumin' twoo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

(Songmaster says, '3rd verse')
I'm sometimes up, I'm some-times down,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
But still my sole feels heav-en-ly bound,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

 



Hash Hymn Gesture Dictionary
 

All - Make wide sweeping gesture with hands
outward.

Angels - Flap hands to side as though flying.

Band - Hold hands in front of you, cuffing the
fingers and making a gesture as though playing the
slide of a trombone.

Be-four - hold up four fingers.

Carry - Put hands together in front and briskly
swing them back and forth as though cradling a
baby.

Cumin' - Cuff hand and make a masterbation
gesture. (Some hashers mask the motion with slight
of hand by first moving the other hand behind
their head and patting it a split seond before the
masterbating gesture, sometimes coughing at the
same time).

Chariot - Shake both hands outward as though
holding the reins and make horse whinnying noises.

Doo - Put hands on hips and squat as though taking
a crap.

Down - Put index and thumb together near crotch as
if holding a small penis then move the hand
downward slightly and wiggle it briskly.

Four - Hold up four fingers.

Friends - Cuff fingers of left hand held outward
in front, with thumb and index finger forming a
circle. Rapidly insert and withdraw the index
finger of the right hand into the circle in a
universal fornication gesture.

Home - Hold arms above your head, fingers extended
and touching together forming a 'roof' over your
head.

I - Point to your eye with your index finger

I'm - Point to your chest with your index finger

Heavenly Bound - With hand holding foot, swing it
into the air.

Jordon - (River Jordon, traditional) Move hands
outward, then right to left, wiggling fingers in a
wave motion. (Michael Jordon, U.S.) Make a
basketball jump shot motion.

Looked - Shading eyes with hand and moving head
back and forth as if searching.

Me or My - Point to your chest with your index
finger.

Over - Sweep hand from 'Looked' position outward.

See - Point index finger from 'I' position
outward.

Sole - Point to bottom of shoe.

Still - (as in distiller) Make drinking gesture
with hand, moving head backward.

Sweet - Kiss 1st and 2nd finger and thumb
together, throwing the kiss outward.

Swing Low - Intertwine fingers forming a cradle
and with arms down, swing them back and forth.

Tell - Put back of hand to mouth, rapidly moving
thumb with fingers as in speaking gesture.

There - Point back over your shoulder with your
index finger.

Two - Hold up two fingers.

Up - Cuff fingers in front as holding a long penis
then move the hand upward.

What - Hands out to side, palms up as in a
question.

You - Point outward with index finger.